Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Your Super Bowl Alternatives: #3. Too Young to Be a Dad (Lifetime)

Presented by Lifetime and starring that quiet kid from Little Miss Sunshine (or the guy that gets beat to death in There Will Be Blood, if you prefer). The movie description doesn't say anything about spousal/domestic abuse, but since this is Lifetime we'll just assume that there's lots of it.

Sadly, no evidence of this 2002 gem exists on YouTube. Instead, I've embedded a clip of some awful movie starring the world's least sexy woman, Molly Shannon.



God, I hope she gets beaten.

Target Audience: Single moms, neglected moms, beaten moms, eunuchs

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