Stephen Jackson + Chris Webber + Easily Influenced Young Players; What Could Go Wrong?

Chris Webber has announced that he will join the Golden State Warriors for a second time to finish out this season. Twelve years ago, Webber played for this same team, with the same coach, and complained his way into a trade to Washington for Rod Strickland. As a result, the Warriors missed the playoffs for 12 straight years until a triumphant return last year.

Upon seeing the team's resurgence, Webber is taking it upon himself to finish the job he started 13 years ago; the complete dismantling of the Golden State Warriors.

Webber's running mates include:

• Stephen Jackson; potential felon, lover of strip clubs
• Troy Hudson; founder, Nutty Boyz Entertainment
• Baron Davis; oft-injured former subject of recruiting violations under Jim Harrick
• Andris Biedrins, Monta Ellis, Brandan Wright, Marco Belinelli; talented, easily influenced youngsters
• Patrick O'Bryant; tubby piece of shit, more athletic than Aaron Gray.

I don't see how anything could possibly go wrong. The over/under on days before Andris Biedrins is found weeping over a dead stripper/hooker is now 35.