Surgery hurts like I imagine that scene from American History X and that guy with his mouth on the sidewalk hurts.

Gumbercules, much love for the thoughts. I took the liberty of editing this post. For such an amazing feat of injury I just want to thank God, through him all things are possible. My actual x-ray looks like this:

I am now officially bionic with a plate and EIGHT screws holding my collarbone together. The incision for the surgery was a mere 6 inches.


The injury, of course, happened like this:


Get well soon! I have nobody to drink with.